Gather 'round, for I have a tale to tell…

A tale of the most fearsome area in any company. I'm talking about the notorious people area. Now, before you start hiding your staplers, let me assure you, this will be a funny one. 

Human Resources, my friends, is like that mysterious creature that lurks in the shadows. You never quite know what we're up to, but we always seem to have a knack for popping up at the most inconvenient times. We're the Sherlock Holmes of office investigations, the ninja warriors of company policies, and the protectors of workplace sanity—well, at least that's what we tell you. 

But here's the thing about Human Resources. We're not just enforcers of rules and regulations. No, no, no. We have a secret weapon, and it's called "sharpening your saw." Now, I don't mean we have a lumberjack training program (though that would be epic), but rather a philosophy of personal growth and development.

You see, Human Resources knows that we all have times where we're all like rusty old saws—dull and in desperate need of some TLC. We encourage you to sharpen your skills, learn new things, and keep yourselves motivated. We're like the personal trainers of the office, minus the sweat and protein shakes (thank goodness).

So, how do you sharpen our saws, you ask? Well, it's a magical journey of self-improvement. You can attend workshops, take online courses, or even challenge your colleagues/boss to a dance-off (hey, it's all about creativity, right?). Human Resources wants you to be the sharpest versions of yourselves, so you can cut through any challenge that comes your way.

Let's not forget the fun side of Human Resources. We're the ones who organise the most epic company events, from cheesy team-building activities to mandatory karaoke nights. We know how to bring out the laughter, the camaraderie, and the embarrassing dance moves in all of you.

In conclusion, my fellow warriors, let’s embrace the Human Resources function and our mission for you to sharpen your saws. We're like the eccentric uncles and aunts you never knew you needed—quirky, mysterious, and always ready to offer a helping hand (or a stern lecture). So, go forth, my friends, and sharpen your saws with gusto.

 Give us your too hard basket it’s our happy place!